Tomorrow's my first day working at McDonald's:
Picture of My Career

i only have 4 mondays left in highschool. awesome awesome awesome.

also: i am going on a roadtrip tomorrow night. not to kansas sadly.

are u going to watch Road Trip before you leave so you can verse yourself in how to have zany adventures with attractive and promiscuous girls?

also, oliver dont post old shit. jeez. i've already seen that graph on your blog. ugh. <3

your mum is old shit. snap. <3

from now on i'm going to reply to every post with "would u like fries with that?"

heckie snap. treated my life.

i am having a party on saturday night and all of the guests are required to dress in one color from head to toe. we are only listening to music with colors in the title. hello Orange Ohms Glow and Fluorescent Grey.

I just joined and my bed sheets are a funny color!

did you wet them?

it's sucks being the only one doesn't it?

meanwhile, my first day at McDonald's was just lovely. when i go to a job i always act heterosexual, just so i can prevent homophobes from loathing me while i work there.

awful fun conversation with my supervisor:

Him: OHHH! did u see that? that guy out the front used to work here! fucking faggot, we found out he was gay and so i told him if he ever comes near me again i'll fucking deck the shit out of him.
Me: haha, yeah?
Him: he told one of the girls he gave this guy a head job and we all found out. fucking poofter, i swear.

but it was all okay because there was this girl who did the fries and i had to do the nuggets and we were next to each other for the entire day and we shot each other awkward smiles. maybe she knows i'm gay or maybe she thought i was eyeing her the whole time.

me in uniform:

mine are pretty shit/sheet currently and bleached a bit in the wash.
i like the colour apart from the gross patches though, i think i'll get new ones

well, I have two different sets of sheets. one is supposed to be the ocean, it is light blue with tropical plants and fish. the other one though looks like old wall paper but it is from my parent's house so I like to keep it around. I think I got bleach on them yesterday when I was doing laundry so they look extra funny now.

there was a gay guy at my work who quit a little under a month ago. he only told me and this other girl he was friends with and some of the people we worked with were pretty ignorant about that and would make stupid comments calling stuff gay and just dumb stuff like that. on his last day he was walking out the door and with a giant smile told all those people to fuck themselves as he walked out.

your day will come!

i'd trip over when trying to make a grand exit.

my matress can be seen in the other thread, "show ur deerhunter swag", they're white, classic. and my dooner is yellow with flowers. and i have my teddy bear which has been there since i was about 8.

I should post my swag with my ocean sheets.

*contemplates*

yes. yes you should. all this discussion about beds is making me slumber-hungry.

I AM VISITING A COLLEGE. but i am not going here. I LOVE VISITS. chilling on the quat rulezzz.